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PostNapisane: Wt wrz 02, 2008 4:51 pm 
KOALA - sprawdza czy mu smakuje

Dołączył(a): Wt wrz 02, 2008 4:34 pm
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Witam wszystkich !!!

Mam pytanko, wybieram sie pod koniec pażdziernika na dwa miesiące do OZ. Czy ktos orientuje sie może które szczepionki są tak naprawdę potrzebne? Chodzi mi głównie o zapenie watroby typu A i B, dor brzuszny.
Mam zamiar zjechać wshodnie wybrzeże, jeżeli ktos móglby slużyć radą byłbym wdzięczny!!! Pozdrawiam[/b]


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PostNapisane: Śr wrz 03, 2008 10:58 am 
RED KANGAROO - staly bywalec

Dołączył(a): N kwi 20, 2008 4:17 pm
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hahaha nie zapomnij o serum przeciwko ukaszeniom zmij , pytanie Twoje jest z rzedu tych jakie niektorzy zadaja na Australian Tourism Website:)

They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

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Q: I want to walk from Perthto Sydney- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns,Townsville and HerveyBay? (UK)

A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

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Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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Q: Can you send me the ViennaBoys' Choir schedule? (USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ....
oh forget it. Sure, the ViennaBoys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)

A: You are a British politician, right?

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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydneyand is milk available all year round? (Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal .

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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australiawho can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA)

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmaniawhere the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy )

A: Yes, gay night clubs.

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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)

A: Only at Christmas.

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Q: I was in Australiain 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA)

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..

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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

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PostNapisane: Śr gru 10, 2008 8:16 am 
WALLABY - czasem cos napisze

Dołączył(a): So lis 05, 2005 10:19 pm
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buhaha :))) dobre! jak masz wiecej to wklej. Widze ze tez jestes z Perth :)

Cheers mate!


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PostNapisane: Śr gru 10, 2008 8:20 am 
RED KANGAROO - staly bywalec

Dołączył(a): Cz sie 04, 2005 7:35 pm
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Dobre :lol:

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